Outdoor Vacations Gifts

Drinks with umbrellas

Bitchbark Canoe

Easter Island legs

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Tourists

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

'What zip code are we in now?'

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Local Knowledge

Airlines

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Working Holiday

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Sausages.

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Hiding the electronics.

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

How about going easy on the carbs