Outdoor Vacations Gifts

Drinks with umbrellas

Bitchbark Canoe

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Tourists

Easter Island legs

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

'What zip code are we in now?'

Local Knowledge

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Airlines

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Working Holiday

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

Sausages.

Hiding the electronics.

How about going easy on the carbs

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'