Casino Founders Gifts

Well, those election results certainly surprised me. Me too, little buddy. But that's because when I went to sleep last night, I had a dream … that Robert F. Kennedy had lived, he appointed Carl Sagan as science advisor and head of NASA, Sagan took us to Mars in 1991, and Donald Trump spent the rest of his days founding casinos and selling real estate degrees on the red planet. Meanwhile, in the 2016 election, Martin Luther King Jr. narrowly defeated Sonny Bono. I just meant I'd forgotten we wer

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'How about a game of cards?'

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"Wilson, I built this company from scratch!"

'I don't like to take chances.'

Dog in casino.

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Slug roulette

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

"'Start a company, make money.' Your business plan may be missing a few steps in the middle."

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

'My wife encourages this. She thinks I'm playing the Russian version.'

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

'I need to find a loose machine like that.'

Destination casinos...

'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'

Maternity Ward: No Returns/No Exchanges

Tonto Casino.

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

Blackjack: free lemonade!

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

Visit Las Vegas! The city that never sleeps' ot even takes a nap!: 'Because of competition, they had to raise the ante!'

"They said whatever you left in Las Vegas, stays in Las Vegas."

'Our ceiling is under repair--sorry.'

"The Internet has totally revolutionized the way white guys get rich."

"You've been working out of your parent's basement since 1993?"

Your start-up team

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

'Sunglasses? Silly hats? Face cards?'