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"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'How about a game of cards?'

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"Wilson, I built this company from scratch!"

'I don't like to take chances.'

Dog in casino.

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Slug roulette

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

"'Start a company, make money.' Your business plan may be missing a few steps in the middle."

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

Destination casinos...

'I need to find a loose machine like that.'

'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'

'My wife encourages this. She thinks I'm playing the Russian version.'

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

Maternity Ward: No Returns/No Exchanges

Tonto Casino.

Blackjack: free lemonade!

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

Your start-up team

Visit Las Vegas! The city that never sleeps' ot even takes a nap!: 'Because of competition, they had to raise the ante!'

'Our ceiling is under repair--sorry.'

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

"You've been working out of your parent's basement since 1993?"

"The Internet has totally revolutionized the way white guys get rich."

'Sunglasses? Silly hats? Face cards?'

'This is the third one today. Why can't the gynecologists have their convention someplace other than Vegas?'