Founder Gifts

"This is my wife - the founder and executive director of our marriage."

Our founder and Our founders lawyer.

"Wait a minute...isn't this blasphemy? I thought that it's not allowed to depict idiots!"

Start-Up Team

"He was a private man."

"Those were the early days, when we were a young and foolish company."

'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'

Society for the vertically challenged: Our founder.

'Now may not be a good time. He just realized he's not going to live forever.'

The founder of a computer company.

'Yes, that is me. Does it surprise you that an old hippie can sell out like that Morris?'

'We're a very, very old firm.'

'Our founder.'

"He had an uncanny ability to pick up the scent of opportunity."

"Wilson, I built this company from scratch!"

Our Job Steward

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"You're on a what?!"

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

"When you've been here as long as I have, you'll start to burn out"

"In my old job we were encouraged to run fast and break things."

'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...'

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'