Carry-on Crusader Gifts

This is progress - now we PAY the airlines $15 per bag to lose our luggage.

"How do you pay for all your carry-ons?"

Traveling Lite...Flights.

Overworked in the office

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

'It's 930am ma'am - time to meet the Board of Detractors.'

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Do not think outside the box!

Whack, Out of Whack.

'Chin up, Simpson, it's for the good of the firm.'

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

'I'm not here looking for a job. I'm the temp who's replacing you when the boss fires you today.'

'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

'Too long at his desk...we're going need surgery to cut him free.'

"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!"

Oil shock.

"I miss the old cubicles."

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

It's a Dog's life

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

'This is a very bad report, Jenkins. Go to your cubicle.'

In the Fever Cubicle

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"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

'I do the work of three men...how about giving one of us a decent salary?'

'No, Stanworth, feeling sick of your job does not qualify you for sick leave.'

Still Here

'I want someone who'll not just take the firms line, but the hook and sinker, too.'

"The buck stops next door"

'Oh it's YOU, Mike! For a moment, I thought I heard the tormented howl of a caged animal!'

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'