Carry-on Crusader Pillows

This is progress - now we PAY the airlines $15 per bag to lose our luggage.

"How do you pay for all your carry-ons?"

Traveling Lite...Flights.

Overworked in the office

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

'It's 930am ma'am - time to meet the Board of Detractors.'

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Do not think outside the box!

'I'm not here looking for a job. I'm the temp who's replacing you when the boss fires you today.'

'Chin up, Simpson, it's for the good of the firm.'

Whack, Out of Whack.

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!"

Oil shock.

"Stay-at-home mom" is a misnomer. I spend ten hours a day driving kids all over town!

'Too long at his desk...we're going need surgery to cut him free.'

"I miss the old cubicles."

It's a Dog's life

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

'I do the work of three men...how about giving one of us a decent salary?'

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'This is a very bad report, Jenkins. Go to your cubicle.'

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

In the Fever Cubicle

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

'Oh come on, we all have our crosses to bear.'

'No, Stanworth, feeling sick of your job does not qualify you for sick leave.'

Still Here

"The buck stops next door"

'Oh it's YOU, Mike! For a moment, I thought I heard the tormented howl of a caged animal!'