Caring Parent Gifts

Father nursing his sick child

I came for my daughter. She was hurt in gym? Your husband took her to the hospital. West Fester High School. Is my daughter, Twig Tree, here? Emergency. Your husband took her home. Isn't there anything I can do? Of course there is! Your insurance card, please. I am a good mother!

Sweet Jailbreak

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'What did I learn in school today? You'd better sit down.'

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

"I don't leave home without it!"

Get well soon!

"Why not stay with your mother and me? The Feds will never find you here."

Snacks for Learners

My Mother Was Absolutely Certain She Would Not Succumb to Alzheimer's. She Was Wrong.

Work Life Balance

One tends to the sick. The other manages a large estate. Interestingly, a caregiver and a caretaker are not on opposite sides of an interaction.

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

Dating The Daughter Of A Hockey Goalie

'It's one of life's little miracles!'

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

Humpty Dumpty wearing over-the-shoulder seat belt smiles smugly.

'Sometimes patients become a little attached.'

"Oh come now, darling. When I was your age, I felt different, too."

Bad Grammar, But Good Pluck.

"His life was hanging by a thread, and then somebody fed him the bean burrito."

Boy has swallowed marbles thinking they are sweets

"Gosh, before you know it they'll be all grown up and making poor decisions that you can't comment on or ever make peace with!"

"What did you learn in school today that I'd object to?"

To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.

"We don't have a time-out chair in our Classroom Community, that's our mindfulness chair."

'If you shoot your foot off don't coming running to me.'

'Did the nasty man hurt you?'

'Do you mind if my son watches you cook? I'm trying to bring him up to be a vegetarian.'

"See, Timmy? No boogeymen under your bed — they're all out there."

Family wearing shin guards to protect against the kid in a play car.

'I'm his MOTHER. I KNOW he was safe!'

"I just decided what my daughter is going to wear to this year's prom."