Caring Parent Pillows

Father nursing his sick child

Sweet Jailbreak

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'What did I learn in school today? You'd better sit down.'

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

"I don't leave home without it!"

Get well soon!

"Why not stay with your mother and me? The Feds will never find you here."

Snacks for Learners

Work Life Balance

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

Humpty Dumpty wearing over-the-shoulder seat belt smiles smugly.

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

'It's one of life's little miracles!'

'Sometimes patients become a little attached.'

"Oh come now, darling. When I was your age, I felt different, too."

To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.

"What did you learn in school today that I'd object to?"

"His life was hanging by a thread, and then somebody fed him the bean burrito."

"Gosh, before you know it they'll be all grown up and making poor decisions that you can't comment on or ever make peace with!"

Bad Grammar, But Good Pluck.

Boy has swallowed marbles thinking they are sweets

"We don't have a time-out chair in our Classroom Community, that's our mindfulness chair."

'If you shoot your foot off don't coming running to me.'

'We're a bit short of staff so if no-one answers the red button then you should try screaming 'Help me HELP ME Dear God I'm Dying' as loud as you can!'

Family wearing shin guards to protect against the kid in a play car.

"I just decided what my daughter is going to wear to this year's prom."

'Did the nasty man hurt you?'

I'm teaching my kid how to stay safe online.

'I'm his MOTHER. I KNOW he was safe!'

'Do you mind if my son watches you cook? I'm trying to bring him up to be a vegetarian.'

"See, Timmy? No boogeymen under your bed — they're all out there."

"It's the whole kindergarten thing, Mom. I'm alone in there, swimming with the sharks."