Caring For A Parent Gifts

Annual caring for elderly parent marathon.

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

". . . and now it's his memory. Three times on Saturday he asked me what day it was. Or did I already tell you that earlier?"

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

Duel in a wheelchair.

Man reads note, which reads: Have been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, I don't know where your dinner is.

Father nursing his sick child

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

"We'll less than two metres again, don't know where, don't know when..."

"The nurse thinks she's sneaky, but I know my meds are in the peanut butter."

"You want the truth? I can't remember the truth!"

'We all have trade-offs in life, Mrs. Quigley. I wanted to be a bartender.'

'My parents only said 'don't accept rides from strangers,' but I'm the one asking to go with YOU.'

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?!"

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

'Hug someone you love today, but don't break them in half.'

'Quit being a baby- go see doctor Brown, and let him shoot you full of something!'

"Look what I found, this beautiful Christmas poncho. Isn't it festive?!"

"Would you care for a slice of lemon dribble cake Mr Dobbs?"

Zookeeper who looks after the elephants has equally large wife.

"Some day I'll be choosing your nursing home."

"It's time to bring in the wax begonias and your mother."

"What did you learn in school today that I'd object to?"

"How is it you only remember the good times?"

'She's the primary caregiver!'

Responsibility

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