Aging Parent Care Gifts

'My dad just wants to be treated with a little respect and dignity in his old age.' 'Don't worry. We're used to dealing with troublemakers at this home.'

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

"He should be up and complaining in no time."

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

"Careful."

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

Toothless Meal

'I'm fighting ageing.'

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

"At my age, your legs and bowels begin to go."

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

"And I got these stretch marks on my butt from sitting in the house for months back in 2020."

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

Old woman with trolley full of medication.

"The Lord brings people together for reasons only he knows."

'How do you feel when you get up in the morning?' 'Amazed!'

'I'll see your Social Security Supplement and raise you Medicare and a Canadian pharmacy ID.'

"I look forward to growing dead with you."

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?!"

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

"The Doctor says it's very rate for the superannuated to get taller."

We would have come to you sooner, but he wouldn't ask for directions.