Parental Caregiving Gifts

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

". . . and now it's his memory. Three times on Saturday he asked me what day it was. Or did I already tell you that earlier?"

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

Duel in a wheelchair.

Man reads note, which reads: Have been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, I don't know where your dinner is.

Father nursing his sick child

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

"The nurse thinks she's sneaky, but I know my meds are in the peanut butter."

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

"We'll less than two metres again, don't know where, don't know when..."

"You want the truth? I can't remember the truth!"

'We all have trade-offs in life, Mrs. Quigley. I wanted to be a bartender.'

But mom... This is great for baby! Just think of Rex - 6 months ago, he was a tiny little puppy... and look at him now!

'My parents only said 'don't accept rides from strangers,' but I'm the one asking to go with YOU.'

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?!"

'Hug someone you love today, but don't break them in half.'

Family courts.

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

Responsibility

Zookeeper who looks after the elephants has equally large wife.