Cargo King Gifts

Truck scale to weigh the truck as well as a 'trucker scale' to weigh the driver

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

Like father like son.

"Save yourself — it’s a casserole!"

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

"A man's cubicle is his castle—eh, chief?"

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

"There's the remote!"

'I know you've gotten attached to him, Bobby, I have too, but the man at the door is from his firm and needs him back.'

Will work for manure.

I Told You To Compost It!

Where has he been so long?

Existential Material - All Ends Up.

"Uh oh...I was concerned about a supply chain break."

'Now take a look at this. Someone is making a fortune, and it's not us!...'

'Been toying with commodities again, have we?'

"That was a stupid place to put the lawn mowings."

Here's another shipload of old yellow cake uranium from Iraq. Let's get lost, quick!

"You all know today's speaker. He's the 'King of Big Sales'."

Harold pushed the 25 coffee refills to the limit

'Hay Boats on the Thames'

Examine stored vegetables and throw out those which show signs of rotting.

'The working-conditions at the Worm-Farm were terrible: We were all on top of each other...'

Farmer Sacrifices Himself to Save the Dung

Cargo Ship Backlog

"The cargo shorts? Since the baby, I have to carry all the things that won't fit in my wife's pouch."

'Tell me again. What do we do with pork bellies?'

'I hear your performance is roaring.'

'nobody is worth the amount of money I make, but I don't care.'

Carpool karaoke

Aid relief not getting through to Somalia because of pirate attacks

'You're over-packing your cargo pants again.'

But we always send computers on another flight in case they crash.

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