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Truck scale to weigh the truck as well as a 'trucker scale' to weigh the driver

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

"Save yourself — it’s a casserole!"

Like father like son.

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

"A man's cubicle is his castle—eh, chief?"

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

"There's the remote!"

Fisherman get a good catch.

'I know you've gotten attached to him, Bobby, I have too, but the man at the door is from his firm and needs him back.'

Will work for manure.

Where has he been so long?

Existential Material - All Ends Up.

I Told You To Compost It!

"Uh oh...I was concerned about a supply chain break."

'Now take a look at this. Someone is making a fortune, and it's not us!...'

'Been toying with commodities again, have we?'

"That was a stupid place to put the lawn mowings."

Examine stored vegetables and throw out those which show signs of rotting.

'Hay Boats on the Thames'

Here's another shipload of old yellow cake uranium from Iraq. Let's get lost, quick!

Harold pushed the 25 coffee refills to the limit

"You all know today's speaker. He's the 'King of Big Sales'."

Farmer Sacrifices Himself to Save the Dung

'The working-conditions at the Worm-Farm were terrible: We were all on top of each other...'

"The cargo shorts? Since the baby, I have to carry all the things that won't fit in my wife's pouch."

'I hear your performance is roaring.'

'Tell me again. What do we do with pork bellies?'

Cargo Ship Backlog

Carpool karaoke

'nobody is worth the amount of money I make, but I don't care.'

Aid relief not getting through to Somalia because of pirate attacks

'You're over-packing your cargo pants again.'

I've got leaves. What else can I put in my compost pile? Food scraps. Great! I'll clean our my backpack! Cheez-its, Milky Ways and Butterfingers. Sorry. No dairy.