Car Counseling Fan Gifts

Support groups for car repairs.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"Do you buy cars here?"

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'How about a nice saloon?'

Artists At The Auto Show

'... and make it look like an accident.'

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

'Driving without a flag?'

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

'Don't you be dissing the Ho' now!'

Rest area - 12 mile.

'Our limo's here.'

How do fish get to work?

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

Angry pensioner

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

"I feel we've had a good session today."

Road Guilt

Ducks crossing.

Head in the sand.

"He adored that old car !"

'Wheel technical support line.'

Leaving Rest Area.

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

"Looks like you're in a pickle, mister. . . . heh-heh! A real Dill-Emma, bwa-ha-ha!"

Cylinder Head

Classic vehicles: CoopHogCowasaki.

'Happy Birthday, I bought you a car! It's an older model, but it runs great!'

Finishing Line