Canteen Comedians Gifts

Cafe Burns.

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

"Oh look—he fell asleep when you told me about your day."

"Here's our little bundle of joy."

I thought I was proposing to Sally, but evidently I was challenging her to a twenty year series of debates.

'I thought chemistry experiments were after lunch.'

'Think about it guys: We're fed and sheltered, why would we ever think about leaving the nest?'

'We like bright, new employees who aren't afraid to take some risks. By the way... how are those clam fritters?'

'Chili again?'

Their father would frequently have to barge in and pantomime to his kids that they were not being quiet enough as they pantomimed actual noisy children.

"I'm looking forward to the next thirty five years of her living with us."

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

"We're neither software nor hardware. We're your parents."

"Our little girl has blossomed into quite the little complainer."

"I followed the money and it led me to Edgar."

"I'll have the 'All you can eat from the menu, the kitchen, and the dumpster' special."

'You made me jump,'

'I kinda did.'

"My parents are members of a tiny cult that worships me."

'Do you think Mum and Dad are trying to keep an eye on us, by enroling on the same university course as us, Colin?'

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans, now you don't like beans.'

"Drat!. . . We've run out of ice..."

Groom carries bride across threshold, goes back to carry in mother-in-law.

"It's your turn to change his diaper!"

"Yes, I can see the excitement in Young Master's eyes and I can smell fear in Master and Mistress: looks like the school holidays are coming..."

"So, what are you doing for the rest of your life?..."

Baby thinks: I smile, they smile. I laugh, they laugh. I think they're teachable!

"I want you both to know that I'm unhappy about the way things are run around here, and there are going to be some changes made..."

What will be the worst part about your first semester of college being online classes only? My little brother will be my freshman year roommate!

Schoolgirl in canteen: 'The food's great but I wish they'd stop calling it 'pukka tukka'.'

'Don't chew your food.'

"I guess we'd be considered a family. We're living together, we love each other, and we haven't eaten the children yet."