"Boy, am I hungry! What's for dinner, dear?"
Canned Comedian Gifts
Looking for a gift for the canned comedian? Discover a range of funny, clever, and amusing items designed to celebrate their unique comedic style. Whether they’re a stand-up star or a humorous hobbyist, our curated selection of gifts offers something to make them smile. From witty mugs to playful prints and cheeky t-shirts, find the perfect way to honor their love of comedy with a gift that’s as fun as they are.
No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.
The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'
"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."
"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."
"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."
The Signing of tthe United States Constitution
"Ahhh... close enough."
I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable....
"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."
Zombie standup
Showbiz Awards
"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."
"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"
Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.
In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.
"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."
"If I might be serious for a moment..."
12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'
"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"
Trump pardons
'Your French dip, sir.'
'The circle is complete!'
Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!
THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK
"Aristophanes explains comedy"
'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'
To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)
No-Work Orange
"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."
If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!
Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.
"We're following Carrot Top."
The Rooster Comedian.
"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."
Canned Comedian Gifts Collection
Canned Comedian Mugs
Discover more funny mugs perfect for the canned comedian—bring them a daily dose of humor with our witty designs.
Canned Comedian Pillows
Add some humor to their home décor with fun and quirky pillows—great for the comedy enthusiast in your life.
Canned Comedian Prints
Browse our amusing and vibrant prints that capture the essence of comedy and make a great gift for any canned comedian.
Canned Comedian T-Shirts
Check out our collection of humorous t-shirts to suit every comedian's style and personality—perfect for showing off their love of comedy.