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'Bye. Sorry we didn't have king size.'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Too much sugar."

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Bubble gum leaves

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style."

'Guess how many I ATE.'

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

'What can you get with a quarter?'

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

'I'm not a 'Ghost', I'm an Ectoplasmic American.'

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

Easter Candy Island.

It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.

Whale Piñata.

'Try one - they're crunchy on the outside with a chewy centre.'

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

Piñata Walk