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Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Too much sugar."

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Bubble gum leaves

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style."

'Guess how many I ATE.'

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."

'What can you get with a quarter?'

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.

'Try one - they're crunchy on the outside with a chewy centre.'

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

Whale Piñata.