Candy King Gifts

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Too much sugar."

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

Bubble gum leaves

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style."

'Guess how many I ATE.'

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

'My secret? Stay away from Halloween candy.'

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."

Easter Candy Island.

'I'm not a 'Ghost', I'm an Ectoplasmic American.'

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

'What can you get with a quarter?'

It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

'Try one - they're crunchy on the outside with a chewy centre.'