Condiment King Gifts

"Hey, this is just a bun!" "Help yourself to the mustard."

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

Assault 'n' Vinegar

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Flying sauces.

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

Tabletop Theatre

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"I don't bake, I don't cook, but I make one kick-ass vinaigrette."

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

'Oops! It's usually the devil to get any to come out!'

Mayo-A-Mayo

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

"Ah! The Amazing Mommy and her tray of condiments!"

A sick sandwich is in the hospital and is getting a transfusion on new Maya and Zesty Mustard.

"Ah — excellent catsup."

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

The sword in the all-natural impossible-to-stir peanut butter.

'Your tomato ketchup is on it's way, Sir...'

"Do you have to put tomato sauce on everything?"

'You can't call it a miracle drug just because you added miracle whip!'

'When I grow up, I want to be just like you.'

'I'm just not keen.'

Dijon Vu

Beating Dad at Chess.

"Sorry, honey, I used up all the sunblock. How 'bout we cover you in mayonnaise instead?"

'Well, fancy meeting you here.'

After conquering Baked Alaska, Mount Bakewell was a piece of cake.

'Don't overdo the mustard, sir -- we're trying to control costs around here.'

'What have you got?'

The Steaks have a Last Desperate Attempt to Escape