Condiment King T-Shirts

"Hey, this is just a bun!" "Help yourself to the mustard."

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

Assault 'n' Vinegar

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Flying sauces.

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

Tabletop Theatre

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

"I don't bake, I don't cook, but I make one kick-ass vinaigrette."

'Oops! It's usually the devil to get any to come out!'

Mayo-A-Mayo

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

A sick sandwich is in the hospital and is getting a transfusion on new Maya and Zesty Mustard.

"Ah — excellent catsup."

"Ah! The Amazing Mommy and her tray of condiments!"

The sword in the all-natural impossible-to-stir peanut butter.

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

ACME Condiments Quality Control. The boss wants to know if you're going to pass the ketchup.

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

'Your tomato ketchup is on it's way, Sir...'

'You can't call it a miracle drug just because you added miracle whip!'

'When I grow up, I want to be just like you.'

"Do you have to put tomato sauce on everything?"

"Sorry, honey, I used up all the sunblock. How 'bout we cover you in mayonnaise instead?"

After conquering Baked Alaska, Mount Bakewell was a piece of cake.

'I'm just not keen.'

'Well, fancy meeting you here.'

Beating Dad at Chess.

Dijon Vu

'Don't overdo the mustard, sir -- we're trying to control costs around here.'

'What have you got?'