Candid Shot Enthusiast Gifts

Peeping Tom Photographer

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Candid Camera store.

Gun laws US

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"Especially modified you say..."

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

Henry Fox Talbot

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

Man Ray

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

"Bang!"

"You know damn well what noise!"

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

'More pictures of your kids. Wow, they've really grown since yesterday.'

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

Gun Ego

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

"Hon, where's the butter?"

'Do you mind checking my screech for typos?'

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."

"It helps prevent side collisions."

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

'Hell of a recoil, Bob!'

"I am off duty, but the body cam allows me to discreetly take photos of my meal."