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Peeping Tom Photographer

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Gun laws US

Candid Camera store.

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"Especially modified you say..."

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

"You know damn well what noise!"

Henry Fox Talbot

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

"Bang!"

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

'Do you mind checking my screech for typos?'

Gun Ego

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'More pictures of your kids. Wow, they've really grown since yesterday.'

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

"Hon, where's the butter?"

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."

"It helps prevent side collisions."

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

'I got an 'A' in munitions.'

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets

'Hell of a recoil, Bob!'