Candid Camera Enthusiast Gifts

'Hambone, you're fired!' 'It's candid camera isn't it? Where've you hidden the camera?'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

Candid Camera store.

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'Honey, bring the camera, he's standing on one leg!!!'

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

'That may be what the wine glossary says, but to me, terroir means a fantatic view.'

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

Elephant ass selfie.

"Don't worry about your hair, dear, I can fix it in post-production."

"Excuse me, but could you ask the chef to make this a little more photogenic?"

Snapshots in Time

Smile

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

Mission Impossible: The Family Photo

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

"Great photo."

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

Bunny Pranks

Man Ray

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

Say cheese!

Henry Fox Talbot

Lumiere brothers caricature

"Actually, I work for a newspaper, but people won't talk to me without it."

Some Photography Tips For Your Vacation

'More pictures of your kids. Wow, they've really grown since yesterday.'

'Nice smile.'

Two reporters interview each other.