Candid Camera Enthusiast Pillows

'Hambone, you're fired!' 'It's candid camera isn't it? Where've you hidden the camera?'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

Candid Camera store.

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

'That may be what the wine glossary says, but to me, terroir means a fantatic view.'

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

Elephant ass selfie.

Snapshots in Time

Smile

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

Lumiere brothers caricature

Henry Fox Talbot

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

Say cheese!

"Great photo."

"Actually, I work for a newspaper, but people won't talk to me without it."

Some Photography Tips For Your Vacation

'More pictures of your kids. Wow, they've really grown since yesterday.'

'Nice smile.'

"It's a 'selfie.'"

'He's picture perfect, alright, but the negative leaves a little to be desired.'