Camera Ready Enthusiast Pillows

"I refuse to discuss my selfless passion for public service until my hair, makeup and lighting are perfect."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

Candid Camera store.

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'Honey, bring the camera, he's standing on one leg!!!'

'That may be what the wine glossary says, but to me, terroir means a fantatic view.'

Elephant ass selfie.

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

"Don't worry about your hair, dear, I can fix it in post-production."

"Excuse me, but could you ask the chef to make this a little more photogenic?"

Snapshots in Time

Smile

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

Mission Impossible: The Family Photo

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

Henry Fox Talbot

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

Say cheese!

"Great photo."

Man Ray

Bunny Pranks

Some Photography Tips For Your Vacation

"Actually, I work for a newspaper, but people won't talk to me without it."

"He's a terrific photographer but weddings are not his specialty."

'Nice smile.'

'More pictures of your kids. Wow, they've really grown since yesterday.'

Two reporters interview each other.

"It's a 'selfie.'"

Emergency Underpants

For some reason, whenever they're around me, they get out their phones.