Camera Ready Enthusiast Prints

"I refuse to discuss my selfless passion for public service until my hair, makeup and lighting are perfect."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

Candid Camera store.

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Elephant ass selfie.

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

'That may be what the wine glossary says, but to me, terroir means a fantatic view.'

Snapshots in Time

Smile

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

Henry Fox Talbot

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

Say cheese!

"Great photo."

Some Photography Tips For Your Vacation

"Actually, I work for a newspaper, but people won't talk to me without it."

'More pictures of your kids. Wow, they've really grown since yesterday.'

"It's a 'selfie.'"

'He's picture perfect, alright, but the negative leaves a little to be desired.'

'Nice smile.'

Social Struggles

The Undeniable Spirit of Tourists

Emergency Underpants