Candidness Enthusiast Gifts

STRIP Hambone: Computer admitting it's overpriced

Team Leader

National Everything Awareness Day

"Any questions?"

Bright Idea

Thinking outside of the box

"Could you keep still?"

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

Stopping smoking at work had given Tim the energy to explore his creativity ... 'And I like to call this my dance of the fourth quarters 'profit and loss' account.'

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous."

'Great idea, Philpott. Wish you'd thought of it.'

An idea box in a shower

"Poor dear, she's just discovered all these years she's been the muse for a plagiarist."

'Quotes, woof, woof, woof, woof, closed quotes.'

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

Social Worker

'Please excuse the mess. The interior decorators are in.'

I am your BIGGEST fan!

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."

'Does this outfit make me look fat?'

"Terri and Kip make up our crazy dreamer imagineering department. Al is our get-realinator."

'We made something greater than sliced bread, we built a better mousetrap...are we resting on our laurels?'

"That's Eleanor. She's a fact checker."

Papa, how come Rudolph has a red nose? Because he's a drunk, son. Plain and simple.

"Life sucks and then you keep living."

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

Keyboard player

'At least he's honest.'

Karine Jean-Pierre

'The 'whole truth and nothing but the truth' can be tricky.'

'Actually, this is when I'm at my most creative, when I don't seem to be doing anything.'