Camping Critic Gifts

'For heaven's sake! We're only going to the caravan for a week!'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Camping-Pong

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

'I mean...'

'Too pricey? Perhaps you wish to see something in macaroni and spray paint?'

Future Tents

Dog with his own tent.

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

I love campsites!

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

Reverse Mortgage.

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

"You took too long!"

'Being a nobody isn't so bad...You don't have to worry about becoming a has-been.'

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

"I love the way these safari trips bring out the animal in you, darling."

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"