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'For heaven's sake! We're only going to the caravan for a week!'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Camping-Pong

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

'I mean...'

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

'Too pricey? Perhaps you wish to see something in macaroni and spray paint?'

Future Tents

Dog with his own tent.

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

"You took too long!"

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

Reverse Mortgage.

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

'Being a nobody isn't so bad...You don't have to worry about becoming a has-been.'

I love campsites!

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

"I love the way these safari trips bring out the animal in you, darling."

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

'Does the hunter I just ate make me look fat?'