Camera Wrangler Gifts

'Hurry up!'

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

"What did you download at school today?"

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

A trevor of trainspotters

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

King kong 5 G.

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.'

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

Cow Pilot.

Automation of Security

'Did you want me, boss?'

"Henceforth I don't want you to start any new projects without consulting Professor Frankfurter or myself!"

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

Two robots are playing table football.

'What worries me is what is going to replace automation.'

Zoom Rodeos

'You CAN Pass The Turing Test!'

"He who controls the Internet controls the world."

Unsubscribe-A-Mole

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."