Call Center Warrior Gifts

Santa's Jolly Ole Complaint Resolution Call Center

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

"Well, it looks like the merger is off."

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

"Thank you for that summation of the charts."

Office slaves.

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

National Boss Monument.

'...we have every new employee spend time on our assembly line. Eight hours, no breaks.'

Stresses Can Have a Motivating Effect...If They Don't Kill You!

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

'Something tells me this is going to be a long meeting.'

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

"Sir, the staff are all assembled for your pep talk."

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

"I may be incompetent. But, if you fire me there'll be no one who knows less about this company than you."

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

Responsibility and duties

High Noon at the O.K. Staff Meeting

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

"Okay. . . so what's the bad news?"

'We got you a bigger desk. With all the work we'll be dumping on you, you'll be needing it.'

"I think your idea of stress relief is drastic!"

Thanks to therapy, Bob no longer felt like a nobody. He felt like an anybody.

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

"Finally, a succinct corporate mission statement."

Executive puts on brave face for board meeting.

Stress

"He's plotting losses."

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

Meeting not going well?"