Caffeine Kingpin Gifts

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

'These are job perks.'

"Serendipity is not a strategy."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

You've Had Enough!

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

'It's my company, I'll decide whether I want to go to the partner's meeting or not.'

You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

'You've had enough!'

Decapitated coffee.

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

The plan to increase productivity by canceling coffee breaks flopped.

Will work for Food Network.

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee

'Be a sweetie and get me a cup of coffee!'

"If they don't show up soon I'll have to admit I forgot to invite them."

"Miss Antonacci, please have a regular coffee and a cheese Danish remanded to my chambers."

'It's restless leg syndrome, I just know it.'

I am coffee and I need more coffee

"We work under a lot of pressure...that's why the drink machine offers Macchiato, Espresso, Scotch and Brandy."

Still Coffee Runs Deep

"He can't be disturbed right now. He's in a meeting with his first cup of coffee."