"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."
Caffeine Kingpin Gifts
Looking for a gift for the caffeine kingpin in your life? Our creative selection of amusing and heartfelt products is perfect for coffee lovers who rule their morning. From mugs to prints, find the ideal gift to fuel their day and their humor.
"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"
Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con
"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."
"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"
'These are job perks.'
"Serendipity is not a strategy."
"AHHHH, MORNING!"
"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."
Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.
You've Had Enough!
'It's my company, I'll decide whether I want to go to the partner's meeting or not.'
You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!
"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"
"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"
'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'
Evolution of a coffee drinker.
"Hey, …. what's not to like?"
Decapitated coffee.
'You've had enough!'
"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."
'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'
The plan to increase productivity by canceling coffee breaks flopped.
Will work for Food Network.
'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'
'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'
'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'
"If they don't show up soon I'll have to admit I forgot to invite them."
'Be a sweetie and get me a cup of coffee!'
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee
"Miss Antonacci, please have a regular coffee and a cheese Danish remanded to my chambers."
'It's restless leg syndrome, I just know it.'
I am coffee and I need more coffee
"He can't be disturbed right now. He's in a meeting with his first cup of coffee."
"We work under a lot of pressure...that's why the drink machine offers Macchiato, Espresso, Scotch and Brandy."
Caffeine Kingpin Gifts Collection
Caffeine Kingpin Mugs
Discover a variety of caffeine-themed mugs that celebrate the kingpin of coffee culture—perfect for their kitchen or office desk.
Caffeine Kingpin Pillows
Explore cozy pillows with witty caffeine-inspired designs—great for adding humor and comfort to any space.
Caffeine Kingpin Prints
Decorate their favorite space with vibrant, funny prints that honor the caffeine connoisseur in your life.
Caffeine Kingpin T-Shirts
Find humorous and stylish t-shirts that speak to caffeine lovers—ideal for someone who rules their day with coffee.