Knight Of The Caffeine Realm Gifts

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

You've Had Enough!

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

'You've had enough!'

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

'It's restless leg syndrome, I just know it.'

I am coffee and I need more coffee

"He can't be disturbed right now. He's in a meeting with his first cup of coffee."

'Put down the coffee mug. I forget what you look like.'

"You took your time!" "Better latte than never"

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

Coffee-Rex: Even more irritable than a Tea-Rex.

The-We-Don't-Do-Cappuccino Bookshop

"Eewww! It still makes a lousy cup of coffee!"

"This robot barista is so authentic it even got my name wrong."

"I'm fine. It's coffee."

"You gave her coffee again, didn’t you?"

"A barista should always follow his instincts."

Can I get you another coffee?

The 6 A.M. News Team

"... And the cold foam cascara nitro goes to Lazarus!"

"Well, no wonder they're more producive than us."

"You should know better than to give a speech in the morning before you've had your coffee."

"Sorry, that was the three cups of coffee, four cans of red bull, and double dose of Paxil talking."

"Sweet! He upgraded with a cup holder!"

"But there are no naps in the first grade."

Billy strip: bed pan.