Caffeine Comic Gifts

'You've had enough!'

"I'll have coffee and he'll have decaff."

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

You've Had Enough!

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

'I realize it's not on the menu but I'm on a diet and I'd like an air fern salad.'

'I don't think much to faith school dinners.'

"Guess we are going to the coffee shop!"

'It's restless leg syndrome, I just know it.'

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

'This decaf's lousy.'

'Waiter! There's no hair in my soup!'

"A barista should always follow his instincts."

"Whoa! Just decaf today. I only had 15 hours of sleep yesterday."

"I like to keep my option open."

"Our breakfast burrito is just like our lunch burrito, except it contains 876 mgs of caffeine."

"To maintain good cardiovascular health, you should aggravate the cat three to five times daily."

'Okay children, who knows the actions to I'm A Little Espresso Machine?'

"Is that decaf?"

Coffee Coven

"Ho ordered the Cafe au Lait?"

'Chocolate pudding to start...it'll deaden your appetite.'

'I'm down to one cup of coffee a day.'

"I'll have a skinny latte..."

'It's a popular new flavor - It tastes like you're asleep!'

'... The coffee would taste like mud sir, it's fresh ground!'

"If you need something stronger we can bring out the defibrillator."

'Sorry, no carbs.'

Stirrbucks

"I'm much better at exercising caution."