Caffeine King Gifts

"You should know better than to give a speech in the morning before you've had your coffee."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Eternal Student.

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

Exercise Class

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

Allegro con molto espresso

Running

You've Had Enough!

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

Writers without borders.

'Would you all please congatulate...'

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

'What's holding him up?'

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

"Make sure the coffee has extra caffeine. I want the employees awake during overtime."

'Right about here I added a drip coffee maker, with high caffeine premium blend coffee, to the employee break room.'

'You've had enough!'

National Coffee Day

"How about a little more coffee?"