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"You should know better than to give a speech in the morning before you've had your coffee."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Eternal Student.

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

Allegro con molto espresso

Exercise Class

You've Had Enough!

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

Running

'Would you all please congatulate...'

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

Writers without borders.

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

'What's holding him up?'

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

"Make sure the coffee has extra caffeine. I want the employees awake during overtime."

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

'Right about here I added a drip coffee maker, with high caffeine premium blend coffee, to the employee break room.'

'You've had enough!'

National Coffee Day

'You've had enough.'