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Harold pushed the 25 coffee refills to the limit

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

Burning the midnight oil.

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

'Do you have any catsup?'

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

The prying mantis,

You've Had Enough!

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"I'm losing my patience with you."

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

Non-Power Breakfast

"Good morning Rudy. I suppose you're wondering why I've summond you....It's time for your annual performance review...."

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

Waiting for retirement.

Broken Alarm Clock.

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Teapot

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

'Long term I want student achievement to increase. Short time I want a cup of coffee and a biscotti.'

'Would you like a push Dear?'