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Knights of the Coffee Table

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Burning the midnight oil.

"Man's best friends."

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

"I'm losing my patience with you."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"

"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?"

Waiting for retirement.

Broken Alarm Clock.

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Teapot

"All this namby pamby nonsense about stress...I've been stressed for YEARS and it's never done ME any harm... " "But you're only 25!"

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

'Long term I want student achievement to increase. Short time I want a cup of coffee and a biscotti.'

'Would you like a push Dear?'

Bearded Leftie.

Non-Jet Lag.

'You've had enough!'

"He gets his best ideas that way."