Coffee King Mugs

Harold pushed the 25 coffee refills to the limit

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

Burning the midnight oil.

'Do you have any catsup?'

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

You've Had Enough!

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

The prying mantis,

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

Non-Power Breakfast

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"Good morning Rudy. I suppose you're wondering why I've summond you....It's time for your annual performance review...."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

Broken Alarm Clock.

Waiting for retirement.

"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"

Teapot

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

And if he wants to keep his job, the early bird better get me a coffee, too.

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

'Long term I want student achievement to increase. Short time I want a cup of coffee and a biscotti.'