Coffee Shop Owner Mugs

'So how would you like your coffee...Small, Large or Intravenous???'

'Hi. Would you guys be interested in a Starbux franchise?'

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

'Relax. It's from the cappuccino.'

'This customer wants 'a coffee' - do we serve those?'

"Jerry always did sip from the cup of a different brewer."

"Just remember. . . Without me, you're NOTHING!!!"

'I'm looking for the perfect coffee to pair with a toaster strudel & a banana.'

'Regular coffee? What's regular coffee?'

Regular $3, with commercials $2

'Hot Coco with whip?'

'Sure it's expensive. You think saving the rainforest comes cheap?'

'It gives me more energy than five grande espressos.'

Decapitated coffee.

Can I get you another coffee?

"Pumpkin season is over. Eggnog season is over. Now it's ham hock season."

"Six hundred Starbucks closing? Really? Is that on the East Side or West Side?"

"Hulk hate puny barista’s rosette pattern latte art!!"

"Every time Trump wins a primary, we get one step closer."

Coffee Town: Large, Medium, Small, In Pill Form.

"Tonight we attempt to explain the differences between the cappuccino, the cafe latte and the macchiato."

"Would you like a cup of drip coffee while you wait for your pour over?"

"People saying 'Expresso' used to cheese me off, too. But with Trump in the White House, it kinda lost its sting."

"Crumble an empire on that!"

"Jesus! This coffee is good!"

"This procedure should help you relax. We're going to surgically remove the coffee cup from your hand."

"Dang. They need to get a taller staff. I wanted a coffee."

"Is this a junk shop that sells coffee or a coffee shop that sells junk?"

"I prefer the term 'barista.'"

"Guess we are going to the coffee shop!"

The Coffee Tattoo

"Soy latte for 'Actually Frankenstein is the doctor I don’t have a name.'"

"Introducing the Schultzaccino. Neither tea nor coffee."

"I've checked the spreadsheet, minion. How do you explain yourself?"

"What do people want when they order a coffee?"