Caffeine Convict Gifts

Stirrbucks

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'These are job perks.'

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

You've Had Enough!

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?"

"All this namby pamby nonsense about stress...I've been stressed for YEARS and it's never done ME any harm... " "But you're only 25!"

Non-Jet Lag.

'You've had enough!'

Decapitated coffee.

The plan to increase productivity by canceling coffee breaks flopped.

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee

"Rough day; I have a staff meeting at nine, presentation at ten, big conference call at noon and then at three I'm getting fired and escorted out of the building by security."

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

'We should think about switching her to decaf.'

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

Try Our New Slam Dunk Coffee and Donut Special.

'Be a sweetie and get me a cup of coffee!'

"Miss Antonacci, please have a regular coffee and a cheese Danish remanded to my chambers."

'It's restless leg syndrome, I just know it.'

I am coffee and I need more coffee

Our Productivity Plan: More Coffee

"We work under a lot of pressure...that's why the drink machine offers Macchiato, Espresso, Scotch and Brandy."