Cappuccino Kingpin Gifts

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the 'grande' size anymore without a prescription.'

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

'It's my company, I'll decide whether I want to go to the partner's meeting or not.'

You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"I know you think this sort of thing is nonsense sir, and I hate to prove you wrong. But according to my crystal ball, you're not going to give me the raise I'm about to ask for."

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

Will work for Food Network.

"If they don't show up soon I'll have to admit I forgot to invite them."

"Let's see, now, that's cappuccino, cappuccino, cappuccino, and cappuccino—right?"

"This is our coffeemaker room."

'Regular coffee? What's regular coffee?'

'Where do I see myself in five years? Well, doing your job of course!'

'Sure, our expertise keeps ‘em here, but Mom's cookies get them through the door!'

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

Worker doing impression from the end of Titanic.

Parking Meters at Tables in a Cafe

"It's no use, Marc. There've already been too many decaf cappuccinos between us."

'Man, I hate it when he goes crowd surfing.'

Whisk

'This is my 7,623rd cappuccino to date.'

'The corned Beef Cappuccino needs work.'

'Granted, you're the boss at home, Doris, but around here I'm the boss, I really am!'

Fuel Station - The pumps read: Espresso, latte, cappuccino.

'Here lies one of THE GREAT contract negotiators...it says so in the fine print.'

"When we selected our keynote speaker, he had not yet been indicted for SEC violations."

'Well,there's why your refrigerator's having temperature problems ma'am. The door's got a badly worn seal.'

Luigi's - Single Shot, Double Shot, Rapid Fire.

"Mia Farrow would find the time!"

'Here's our strategy. We drink straight black coffee, but we soften them up with double butterscotch cappuccino.'

Jerry is reincarnated as a day-old, very weak cup of vending-machine cappuccino.