Cookie Kingpin Gifts

'Sure, our expertise keeps ‘em here, but Mom's cookies get them through the door!'

"Ninja bread men"

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

"I know you think this sort of thing is nonsense sir, and I hate to prove you wrong. But according to my crystal ball, you're not going to give me the raise I'm about to ask for."

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

Will work for Food Network.

"If they don't show up soon I'll have to admit I forgot to invite them."

"The cookies are always stale."

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

'Building Inspectors During Their Off Hours.'

"I say this as a friend, Tom...we always know when you're bluffing!"

Various snacks and drinks

'These fortune cookies are outdated. They quote Greenspan instead of Bernanke.'

Worker doing impression from the end of Titanic.

'These are Trans-Fat free, right?'

'Kevin's Mom makes wonderful cookies. Let's go over to Eddie's house. His Mom makes wonderful lemonade.'

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the 'grande' size anymore without a prescription.'

"I don't know - none of these cookies offer an engaging brand narrative."

Whisk

'It's worth a try. I heard dad say there are thousands of cookies in this computer!'

The cookies improve, or it's coal next year.

'Well,there's why your refrigerator's having temperature problems ma'am. The door's got a badly worn seal.'

"Mia Farrow would find the time!"