Cookie Kingpin Gifts

'Sure, our expertise keeps ‘em here, but Mom's cookies get them through the door!'

"Ninja bread men"

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

"I know you think this sort of thing is nonsense sir, and I hate to prove you wrong. But according to my crystal ball, you're not going to give me the raise I'm about to ask for."

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

Will work for Food Network.

'I think it's past its sell-by date.'

"If they don't show up soon I'll have to admit I forgot to invite them."

"The cookies are always stale."

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

'Building Inspectors During Their Off Hours.'

I feel like I'm starting to hate everyone, doc. Dr. Noodle. I hate the stranger who shook his head in disgust at me when he saw I was in an interracial relationship. I hate the lady who cut me off in traffic and almost ran me off the road this morning. I hate the dentist who convinced me I needed a $350 mouth guard when I could've bought one just as good for $25 at Target. I hate the girl scout who sold me six disgusting boxes of ten-year-old Samoa cookies. That's ... ten? I hate myself for not

"I say this as a friend, Tom...we always know when you're bluffing!"

'These fortune cookies are outdated. They quote Greenspan instead of Bernanke.'

'Don't tell me we've been following the wrong light!'

Various snacks and drinks

Amy Winehouse

Worker doing impression from the end of Titanic.

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the 'grande' size anymore without a prescription.'

'Man, I hate it when he goes crowd surfing.'

'These are Trans-Fat free, right?'

'Kevin's Mom makes wonderful cookies. Let's go over to Eddie's house. His Mom makes wonderful lemonade.'

"I don't know - none of these cookies offer an engaging brand narrative."

Whisk

'It's worth a try. I heard dad say there are thousands of cookies in this computer!'

The cookies improve, or it's coal next year.

'Well,there's why your refrigerator's having temperature problems ma'am. The door's got a badly worn seal.'

"Mia Farrow would find the time!"