Caffeine Compatriot Gifts

Eternal Student.

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

You've Had Enough!

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

'Would you all please congatulate...'

Writers without borders.

Reading the sports pages.

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

'What's holding him up?'

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

"Make sure the coffee has extra caffeine. I want the employees awake during overtime."

National Coffee Day

'You've had enough!'

'You've had enough.'

"I've spent all night diluting our negative reviews on Yelp." "Really?" "Yeah. You know how you can usually tell when a business owner does that?" "They post 'reviews' that don't have even a hint of negativity." "Amateurs. Check out the negatives I include: 'House of Java Cafe. I hate it because it's so perfect, it makes the rest of my day feel inadequate.'"

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

Coffee Menu

"How about a little more coffee?"

"Alan had to work all night on his presentation....this is what 17 espressos does to him."

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'

"Talk to me. You have wounds. I have salt."

Too Much Coffee Man