Caffeine Companion Gifts

"Lucky for us, mother has been stress baking lately."

"Don't worry about being in your 40's - before you know it, you'll be in your 50's!"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

Dolphin friendly tuna

"I heard they mate for life."

Reading the sports pages.

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."

Running Latte

"How about a little more coffee?"

"Talk to me. You have wounds. I have salt."

Best friends without borders.

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

Coffee, Snacks, and Encouragement.

"I'll just have a Diet Coke. I'm in the middle of my novel."

"Would you please sip your drink and not swill it!"

"Herbert, don't! This is a gourmet coffee shop! You order instant de-caf and there's going to be trouble!"

"200,000 other people have also highlighted this passage of the E-book, you common idiot."

"Sorry I'm late, I've brought cappuccinos for everyone."

"Thing about human interest stories is, they always presume you're interested in humans."

'How long has what been going on?'

Good morning and welcome to National Public Radio, you bloated capitalist swine!

"He's got to have his morning coffee. We call him Java Man."

Sit-ups / Stationary-ups

Various snacks and drinks