Caffeine Companion Gifts

"Lucky for us, mother has been stress baking lately."

"Don't worry about being in your 40's - before you know it, you'll be in your 50's!"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"I heard they mate for life."

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

Dolphin friendly tuna

Reading the sports pages.

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

Man, I could destroy a chocolate donut with sprinkles right now

Running Latte

"How about a little more coffee?"

"Talk to me. You have wounds. I have salt."

Best friends without borders.

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

"Things were going along great with Greg and me, and then the 'Diceman' returned."

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

Coffee, Snacks, and Encouragement.

"I'll just have a Diet Coke. I'm in the middle of my novel."

"200,000 other people have also highlighted this passage of the E-book, you common idiot."

"Sorry I'm late, I've brought cappuccinos for everyone."

"Would you please sip your drink and not swill it!"

"Herbert, don't! This is a gourmet coffee shop! You order instant de-caf and there's going to be trouble!"

"Thing about human interest stories is, they always presume you're interested in humans."

'How long has what been going on?'

Good morning and welcome to National Public Radio, you bloated capitalist swine!

Guide dog looks at ball that has gone over wall.