Caffeine Companion On Tough Days Gifts

"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"

Eternal Student.

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

You've Had Enough!

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

'Would you all please congatulate...'

Reading the sports pages.

Writers without borders.

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

'What's holding him up?'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

"Make sure the coffee has extra caffeine. I want the employees awake during overtime."

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

'You've had enough!'

National Coffee Day

"Alan had to work all night on his presentation....this is what 17 espressos does to him."

Man, I could destroy a chocolate donut with sprinkles right now

"I've spent all night diluting our negative reviews on Yelp." "Really?" "Yeah. You know how you can usually tell when a business owner does that?" "They post 'reviews' that don't have even a hint of negativity." "Amateurs. Check out the negatives I include: 'House of Java Cafe. I hate it because it's so perfect, it makes the rest of my day feel inadequate.'"

Coffee Menu

'You've had enough.'

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'

"Talk to me. You have wounds. I have salt."

Sermon on the Grounds...

Too Much Coffee Man

"Boss, remember when you told me to start charging Sadie 'studio fees' for operating her radio show in the cafe?" "Well, I've got good news and bad news." "What's the good?" "She's agreed not to resort to violence." "I see. And the bad news?" "On today's 'Sadie Cohen Radio Show': Evil cafe owners who may or may not poison their customers."

"Well, we can tackle this now when we're exhausted from the week or wait until Monday when we're exhausted from the weekend."