Caffeine Companion On Tough Days T-Shirts

"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"

Eternal Student.

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

You've Had Enough!

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

'Would you all please congatulate...'

Reading the sports pages.

Writers without borders.

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

'What's holding him up?'

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

"Make sure the coffee has extra caffeine. I want the employees awake during overtime."

National Coffee Day

'You've had enough!'

"I've spent all night diluting our negative reviews on Yelp." "Really?" "Yeah. You know how you can usually tell when a business owner does that?" "They post 'reviews' that don't have even a hint of negativity." "Amateurs. Check out the negatives I include: 'House of Java Cafe. I hate it because it's so perfect, it makes the rest of my day feel inadequate.'"

'You've had enough.'

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

Coffee Menu

"Alan had to work all night on his presentation....this is what 17 espressos does to him."

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'

"Talk to me. You have wounds. I have salt."

'Thanks for coming out with me. I really needed a caffeine fix.'

Mums coffee morning

Too Much Coffee Man

"Well, we can tackle this now when we're exhausted from the week or wait until Monday when we're exhausted from the weekend."