Caffeine Compatriot Mugs

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

Eternal Student.

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

You've Had Enough!

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

'Would you all please congatulate...'

Reading the sports pages.

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

Writers without borders.

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

'What's holding him up?'

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

"Make sure the coffee has extra caffeine. I want the employees awake during overtime."

'You've had enough!'

National Coffee Day

"Alan had to work all night on his presentation....this is what 17 espressos does to him."

"I've spent all night diluting our negative reviews on Yelp." "Really?" "Yeah. You know how you can usually tell when a business owner does that?" "They post 'reviews' that don't have even a hint of negativity." "Amateurs. Check out the negatives I include: 'House of Java Cafe. I hate it because it's so perfect, it makes the rest of my day feel inadequate.'"

"How about a little more coffee?"

Man, I could destroy a chocolate donut with sprinkles right now

'You've had enough.'

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

Coffee Menu

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'

"Talk to me. You have wounds. I have salt."

Too Much Coffee Man