Business Pun Collector Pillows

'That's not what I meant when I ordered a product recall.'

"There are two ways we can go here - bark or bite."

'And I can assure you, Bob, those rumours of a hostile takeover are completely false!'

"I keep feeling we should float the company"

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

Fist Bumper Cars

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

'We will not kick the can down the road... Does anyone know how to use a can opener?'

Ms. Rusmore

"Our Big Hairy Audacious Goal is balding."

Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare.

'Productivity is up. Lay off a couple of more employees.'

'Henderson makes money the old fashioned way - White collar crime.'

I like you and I like your company!

"My assistant will show you the ropes."

'I owe you an apology, Greffman -- Let's keep it that way.'

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

"Is that your answer to everything? 'Chase the dot?'"

'Do we have any alligator pears?'

This man is an island.

"Class, this is David. He's our new financial exchange student."

"I've got an MBA. Massive Business Anxiety."

"Actually, 'Loss of Limb' would be covered under your homeowners policy."

'And it's here, where we feel the bulk of our liquid assets are going.'

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

To the grim reaper: 'You may go in now.'

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

'This committee will have two functions - to execute my plans and to accept responsibility if they fail.'

Mergers or acquisitions.

'Yea, I give away the fire. I make my money on insurance.'

The Bear Fax.

'I know you're new to upper management, Hoskins, but here we don't catnap...we power nap.'

Artichoking victim